is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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