Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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