She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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