Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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