This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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