so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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