Kiss
Puke
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
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Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
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Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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