I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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