the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
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We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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