Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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