Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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