no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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