im holly from the hills drunk
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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