Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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