hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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