we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
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I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Alive.
So much puke
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The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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