all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
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I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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