Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
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I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
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We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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