yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
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come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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