My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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