Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
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You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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