I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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