i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
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Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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