My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
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I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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