Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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