brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud