I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
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So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
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I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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