even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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