Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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