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I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.

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(616): View more from Michigan

She acts like you when your on meds

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She acts like batman?

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(304): View more from West Virginia

STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!

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There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.

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I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.

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(516): View more from New York

Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys

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(318): View more from Louisiana

How did you tell her we met?

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I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.

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You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.

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