she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Drake has all the answers
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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