woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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