i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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