: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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