There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
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Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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