If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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