Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
