I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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