I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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