I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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