matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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