Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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