She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
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pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
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It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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