May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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