bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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