ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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