Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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