member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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