I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
