I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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