I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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