You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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