I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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