I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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